Blue Collar Groupie
“There’s something about blue collar guys that turns me on so much. You know, repairmen and plumbers and gardeners. I’m not sure why I’m so attracted to them. Maybe it’s because they’re good with their hands. Or maybe it’s because my parents would be so pissed to find out I was with a guy who was anything less than an Ivy League graduate. All I know is that they know how to get me off the way I like it. They’re not going to treat me like a crystal trinket that’ll break under the slightest pressure. I like it a little rough, a little dirty. And that’s how they give it to me.”